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January 11, 2012

Pull my wiener

Filed under: destiny, evil, fear, Hope, humanity — Tags: , — Stevie McCabe @ 4:25 am

Pull my wiener

So sorry prince Albert
Bout the blisters on my wiener
Breaking out the sea biscuits
For breakfast, lunch and dinner

Hob nobbing it with the top knobs
Let me be upfront
It’s part of the wiener culture
A chance to take a punt

Pull My Wiener

Baby you can pull my weiner, don’t refrain
Pull my wiener like you’re pulling the goddam chain
Pull it like fitzcaraldo
Making the pass like a tug of war

Heaving and hauling the motherlode
Scrimping and straining , a rachetless pincer-wheel
Shuddering , shimmering in the last summer sparkles
Giddy up glimmer horse, make rock into matter

January 8, 2012

Behemoth blue moon (the moons a babboon)

Filed under: 2011 Stuff, Moon, oversize, science, Songs, Sorrow, Space, Tragedy — Stevie McCabe @ 3:01 pm

By the rivers of Palestine
Where we used to bathe
Theres nothing like old england here
Except the fields of graves.

God save our noble king, go save his knob
Place it in this shallow basket to show to the hob-nobs
Crap in, Crap out the granola queen
Extinguish her before she breeds

Kentucky Blue grass beckons like “Squeaky” Fromme
Its so good to touch the blue grass of home
Grass as green as Sean “P. Diddy” Colmes
Oh sister let the good times roll

Sealed in the foment
Roughly impaled in the heat of the moment
Vaguely reminiscent of Henry Winkler
He was the first “Fonz”, like our first rodent

I remember the day the music died
Entertaining was once so straightforward
6 spoons on the left of me , a half dozen on right
Big Bopper gargling through the window  beer-wall, “Well, that’s alright!”

Balloon moon

Filed under: 2011 Stuff, Ambivalence, Events, fear, history, Hope, Moon, People, Rock, Sorrow — Stevie McCabe @ 8:16 am

Balloon moon I’ll be down soon
Maybe sooner than you know it
30 ft flames light the dawns early light
Oh say can you see what the press will call it

A balloon moon, au claire de la lune
A Nice day for a ballon d’essai tune
A nice day to start again
Sister shotgun wearing a sorghum grin

A steely grin is what you need
When u hit the wires ignition is imminent
No time to consult the manual of how-to
Drop like a led balloon, deflated without u

Sink like a line zapped luftballon
The moons a balloon, let me inflate you
Hook line and sinker whats the matter whats up
Sinkin within or without you

Sinkin and swimming
Pedal to the wheel
Steely grin tells em you got the metal
Cinnamon pinwheel donkey-tail spin

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