Stevie McCabe's Diabolic Blog

2016 Stuff, Ambivalence, Anger, anthropomorphism, Ants, Uncategorized

An Ingham Twins Christmas


You put your eggs into one basket
In my books that makes you an egg-hoarding bastard
Laid in a line like a platoon of soldiers
Ducks in a line thats what our forbears told us

Bears are what scares the Ingham twins most
Bears, Snakes, then Chickens but bears the most
Who bears witness or do we just grin and bear it
Baring our souls for a red-rimmed beret

Bereft of berating the wellness of being
Bell-ends blow the top off the end of the bell-curve
Ingham Twins bear-fear is their nemesis
Puts the fear of God into them like so-called ISIS

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