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January 3, 2013

Bryan Ferry’s Voice

Filed under: 2013 stuff, Anger, animal, beauty, Beliefs, bleak, destiny, fear, Fuming, nature, People, Poetry, Spirituality, Tradition — Stevie McCabe @ 4:03 pm

bf
Gaunt and tremulous, fragile and strong
Quivering betwixt matter and mind
Slightly sharpened on the end-notes
When by all sense of reason he’d be bound to go down

Slightly sharpened in white suit,
Elegant in suede chair , suits you sir
Mercedes and chablis, champagne for the lady
My dear you mean the world to me

Driver please take me to Assbury Park
For its cold outside and the passage is dark
you will all miss me when I am gone
Scarborough Fair will have nothing on this ballyhoo!

Slightly sharpened in smart tie
I miss you even before you’re dead

October 22, 2012

They Kill Wild Horses

Why don’t they tell you on the package

You have to sift thru all the wreckage

Today we dine

On the dross that Mephistopheles chucked in his car

They kill wild horses

on the hoof , or when they’re chasing a truck

they kill wild horses

and if they had a choice they’d lay an egg like a duck

Ol Mephistopheles had troubles of his own

when his cat ran out on him he totally froze

Guns ablaze, he came out swingin doubling in size

every 15 minutes, like yeast on the rise

September 11, 2012

Exile on Naenae Road

Filed under: 2012 stuff, Anger, Beliefs, hurt — Stevie McCabe @ 12:50 pm

killer queen less than anywhere else
ended up road kill tissues and flowers on her grave
and algae barnacled scrapings on the luxury yacht
spilt and bled into the mediterrainan like so much dead sea

spilt and split like random unstable fake atoms
neutron stars in a black sea of dreams
a milky paste of self similar fizzing frenetic swizzle sticks
stirring the pot with a whiz-wand that would slice a banana like a knife thru butter

exactly like a hot knife thru butter
a sizzling hot knife thu butter
an electrified heated butter knife thru melted butter
if the glove don’t fit you must put down the sizzling electric butter knife

August 20, 2012

Vanilla Ice Dream

I got some newfangled pastry, puffy as a ball
with some prime granny smiths on top of it all
an then some chillin blueberries heated warm to the cool
an some hokey pokey icecream to sweat off the pool

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hokey pokey (37 minutes ago · Like – Steve McCabe)

more booty than you’d get in the pokey, even wit more blueberry than
haile salassie an the flakey crumb diggers
hum round like flies making dem big eyes while other niggas
die in da gunfights in da city of  compton,
sure as snoop is westside
the reason they died is not a reason for pride

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delicious icecream hokey pokey its apt
its a whole lotta white with some chunks of black
well more like colored kids swirlin around
in this tipsy top world of hip hop sound… sound…sound

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you know you’re soakin in it, cool it, you’re still in charge
until the new boss takes over, name of marge

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deeshwashing liquid, i would never have guessed
piss of you old hag i came here for the test!

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i wanna see if my belly is sprouting a sprog
if so i’ll protect it from dingo and dog
and any other mongrel who might come along
trying to ply it it with bottle, needle or bong

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put your hand in the hand of the man who crossed
the keystone cops when they were keystone-nots
the city of brotherly love has come a long way
since general patton passed thru this way

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city of sails is a city of snails
snail bait and switch is what i need

June 21, 2012

Hall of Fame

Filed under: Anger, animal, anthropomorphism, beauty, Beliefs, evil, oversize, People, seething rage, Uncategorized — Stevie McCabe @ 5:24 pm

lamb is to virgin as virgin is to shepherd -
olive oil is as plain to see as spots to a leopard
A lamb on the lam has a long way to run
i rest my case, you know that you’re the only one
alive and kicking like a deathly mule standing
firing just on one cylinder like a tooth–guard that needs filling
lamb is to virgin as virgin ios to shepherd -
olive oil is as plain to see as spots to a leopard
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a lamb on the lam has a long way to run
i rest my case, you know that you’re the only one
alive and kicking like a deathly mule standing
firing just on one cylinder like a tooth–guard that needs filling
the last mule standing is as sterile as the first
pointedly pointing our what is not the last may well be the first
spitting tacks, disputing facts like theres no tomorrow
hurry up and finish that last cup of sorrow

Specious allies fist each other in the final hunger games
Let me know whatever happened to dear Leeanne Rhymes
Buster was her flatmate if I recall
I read all about it in the sun, in the Sun filled up with my bladder gall
cab driver, cab calloway on the seizure medication
can you please drop me off at Waterloo station
remember theres a womble the one each for each of us
each one carrying a fetid hankyloload full of pus

to throw in each of our eyes, one at a time,
even whilst Rome burns, feels like acid on Leeanne Rhymes
Buster sticking to the side of your lip like day-old gum glue on the chubby flimsy skin packet
a womble couldn’t find more crap on wimbledon common with a tennis racket

Rob Lamb as a Lamb on the lam I can only say .. run..now…
Barney Rubble is dead, a fiery womble pecks at his seams
he lives in his dreams
how many lonely people ponder what it all means
out the back near the jar by the door with the sewing machine
Legally binding that contract is made of paper

50 or so breweries steam their goods on the coast route
purple haze frankly covers almost the whole district.

Gloating like a feedback loop, giving them back a favour like a sailor’s wheel
Grumpy as a witches brew punching above its weight in the grim reapers wrecking crew
stellar as a lamb on the lam with with a square case full of stolen ham
licking the fat like a cat with the cream only spilling out seed onto the feed-trainer’s all round muffler  cover

made out of a tin can and feeding the plumb bird like its ready to roost,
roosting with its bird-egg like guns on the roof
firing on all one cylinders like a pointing finger ambling fatewise
creaming off the best for last simply for hoops

green around the gills red as a beet
blue as blue can be
pink as a newborn cows teat
high as a kite blue as a nun
steaming like a freshly laid
pile of cow dung

its down pat like a steaming cowpat baking in the field
streaking across the field like you wouldn’t believe
streaky bacon passed through the sieve of disbelief
with a string of pearls which signifies loss to the family
on the lam
like general Steven Segal Hamm
Hammer horror every evening with the baseball bat
Nothing abates base battery like a a hen and chicken factory
Libelous licenciousness,  leave it back in the liquor cabinet

Chasing it like a chasseur chaser leaving on a jet plane
sweeter than a plate of treats oj blueberry sunday
i found my thrill there, i think you may too
lets go watch the submarine  racers and get stranded at the dive-in, what a to-do

That paper’s not worth the paper its written on
spilling out the back passage like Mitt romneys baby cat with mittens oN
she should be wearing kid gloves to protect that beauty
welcome to my nightmare take this ticket to your call of duty

its a fecal matter to be disposed of with care, oh yeah
like it or lump it it seedy and its always there
foaming or steaming, watery or bumpy
love it or leave it you can never save it for later
its done and dusted once it hits the drop-zone
the last mule standing is as sterile as the first
pointedly pointing our what is not the last may well be the first
spitting tacks, disputing facts like theres no tomorrow
hurry up and finish that last cup of sorrow

Specious allies fist each other in the final hunger games
Let me know whatever happened to dear Leeanne Rhymes
Buster was her flatmate if I recall
I read all about it in the sun, in the Sun filled up with my bladder gall

cab driver, cab calloway on the seizure medication
can you please drop me off at Waterloo station
remember theres a womble the one each for each of us
each one carrying a fetid hankyloload full of pus
to throw in each of our eyes, one at a time,
even whilst Rome burns, feels like acid on Leeanne Rhymes
Buster sticking to the side of your lip like day-old gum glue on the chubby flimsy skin packet
a womble couuldn’t find more crap on wimbledon common with a tennis racket
Barney Rubble is dead, a fiery womble pecks at his seams
he lives in his dreams
how many lonely people ponder what it all means
out the back near the jar by the door with the sewing machine
Legally binding that contract is made of paper
on the lam

Droopy drawers need some wiping once yer done
always whats with the heads-up on the green detail,
sensing weights like the setting sun
feeding the snail shell and all grunting like a pig on the lam with a side of lamb

to kill a mockingbird is no easy feat,
if you had big feet you could stomp on it from a great height
in the plain day of light, if you held your hand out maybe one would alight,
I doubt it though I don’t think you could stop it swirling in flight

spinning like a dervish-top, round and round like a mixer/blender
to slender to be a gender-bender
a huff aand a puff and the whole house of cards comes tumbling down
like a sandcastle built on feet of clay

its cold and windy outside who’ll your iglesias be bringing down when he comes into town
feelings like a feeling blistering through the windows of your mind
stealing stolen kisses like they were on open display
in the glassy cabinet they were placed in when you first stole them

a feeble paper bag full of coughed up sick blood and mucus
like a wind sock of creamning soda and i quote the accusers
a paper bag of old glory, welting with the stench of older glory
steaming like a milksop, thats the story morning glory

its still the same old story a case of do or die
indifference is always at the hem of your sleeve
spinning like a dervish-top
who are you going to believe?

June 4, 2012

Pike River City Limits

29 lie under amidst the stream
Elevated to less humdrum dreams
Suffocated by greed and negligence
Superimposed fake intelligence

No dead canary to warn them
No heroes in a cage
Gaseous clay an underground tombstone
A river runs thru it, septic and odorous

Specific warnings noted and ignored
Smoking guns still smoking on the floor
Poisons no more brought back home
Nor bread, bacon, love or ham on the bone

May 14, 2012

Neon Lamp Stingray

Filed under: 2012 stuff, Anger, anthropomorphism, class, destiny, evil, fashion, humanity, icky, Spirituality, Time, Tragedy — Stevie McCabe @ 5:50 pm

Neon Lamp Stingray
An electric eel  which you object to feel
Such a barrier ramp king ray
The lock of horns telling you you’re about to keel

like the biblical fish that swallowed jonah whole
a job lot with too many problems to assimilate
erked up on the seaside after three days of gall
a tricky feat for the movie to emulate

A neon ray stinglamp, electric eye , on and to be
or not to be, could be an iron deficiency
keen as mustard steely as the wheel
hardened criminals how do you feel

Isolated like a grounded boat-load of bait-lot
ground into pulp to make baitmeat for that lot
the leftover droppings can be pulped up for catmeat
i woundn’t feed it to my cat, but i’d feed it to my prince

m’lord find here the finest shrove
of giggly aunties and artichokes
a nip of brandy from the last century
i’ll stamp your hand now lest you need re-entry.

A Good Itch

Filed under: 2012 stuff, Ambivalence, Anger, animal, anthropomorphism, evil, fashion, fear — Stevie McCabe @ 9:17 am

A good itch today is hard to find
A good scratch where the sun don’t shine
Like a rhesus monkey on a 12 month high
Eating a banana split with Spanish fly

What a tale, what a tail what a tale of woe
Heel toe heel and Dosey Doe
Squeal like a monkey sting like a bee
Steal through the night like a fox on heat

Into the darkest nite since the ice age
It takes a village to build a palisade
Hammer and sickle at it hammer and tongs
Totally hammered like cheech and chong

May 3, 2012

Pretty Eyes

Filed under: 2012 stuff, Anger, beauty, Hope, humanity, People, Songs, Spirituality, style — Stevie McCabe @ 3:21 pm

I just want to drink in yr pretty eyes
Lick the pupil and taste the iris
Don’t want to deaden yr pretty eyes
But if they’re dead already, o, Osiris

Now Billy-Ray and Miley had a real thing
But she found out ’bout Billy and Hannah
You come here again without exact change
I’ll kick your ass to Indiana

All across the state line
City limits too
Fighting back tears like a soldier of love
All the while questioning who is who

Fire and ice in your pretty eyes
Tell me where the passion burns
Freezer burns from yr pretty pretty eyes
The table has turned, the butter has turned

Rancid as a rampant Rumpole of the Bailey
Robust in every way but one
Smiley-house gizzards make a lot of sense
When you’re piling the blows on a chum

March 11, 2012

REPERTOIE UN HOMME

Filed under: 2012 stuff, Anger, history, Hope, humanity, icky, Love, monsters — Stevie McCabe @ 1:28 am

Re-asserting it in the affirmative
an i can spell it
if you aint wearin spermicide
you can surely smell it

I’m emanatin it
like an old man excretes sweat an pee
like a sweet pea wrings itself
to get off the tree

M – molotov cocktail
A – AIDS and cocksuckin weed
N – Nazi Sympathizers gathering round everywhere you can see

crawlies in the shovel cause a whole lot o trouble
wind blows your way the larkspur sail needs to double
rudder on the aft whose mainsail puffs
puffed up whitey grille-teeth chew the fat and the kibble

Gnarly teeth whisperers gnaw the brittle to the bone
No cavity left unfilled when yr home alone
Latchkey neighbours taking liberties
Have got a nerve given their proclivities

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