stevie mccabe's diabolic blog

October 21, 2012

Shoes Yay High

When  i met you you had no shoes
I took your socks so you had nothin to lose
Gave you corn plasters as you were a wreck
Toe-to-toe jammin’ like Greg-o-ry Peck

I’m a sole man believe me I aint no heel
Runnin with devil never did me no good
Goes to show the power of a single banana peel

When your shoes are yay high in North Carolina
Certain people will take heed
Archin like an alley cat spyin a panther
you know both of dems a dyin’ breed (and dey knowz it)

Gran’s Remedy aint no cure for the devil roosted ‘neath my shins
Doctor Podra, please please can’t you see the state that i’m in

Well when a sleep-walkin cheetah wakes up,
puts out his butt and decides enough is enough
everybody gotta make their own minds up
cos they’re free as feet footloose and fucked up!

September 17, 2011

gurney to the stars

Filed under: 2011 Stuff, Ambivalence, Anger, Christchurch, clothing, Collective Consciousness — Stevie McCabe @ 7:03 pm

pelican hamstrung within meters of water

gulping at sand like satan’s daughter

hip-strung  on schedule like auckland commuters

everythings snow white just like on computers

stinging nostrils blow out the flagellum

from left and from right side like david mcallum

sapphire and steel who knows it who knows it

theres a a lyre in your pants pocket

who knows who blows it

nobody knows who blows barneys horn

betty you bet she aint plastering corn

dealin with the devil directly

insurrection time is complimentary

clamp ons sealing the mouths of babes

the clipons are nearly past their use by date

tantriffic seminal ushered-in prose

sealed with a kiss in luxury hose

July 29, 2011

Bow Beret!

Filed under: 2011 Stuff, clothing, headwear, People, Songs — Stevie McCabe @ 8:39 pm

Bow BeretBow Beret, you really blew me away
With your los lobos lifestyle and your bobo ray!
Sister Ray said you’re so so gay
Can’t get enough of yer bow beret!

Go! Bow! a bo-wo-wo-wo!
a bow beret suits you like a tangerine tutu!
how does it feel to be one of the people
living in a bow beret

keep your head covered when yer out in the rain
what could be better than a bow beret?
beer and skittles don’t even compare
to a siren in a bow beret

Go! Bow! a bo-wo-wo-wo!
blueberry berets are the new no-go
not unless they got a bow! bow! bow!
bow bonny bow!

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