Stevie McCabe's Diabolic Blog


Private Dick

Private PartsPrivate Dick – now you’re back from war

I really hope you found what you were looking for

Under the rug – in the fog of war

Your dog tags gleaming like a mirror on the wall


The white feather you sent to that stay-at-home dad

and the one to his daughter his wife and his lad

Made a nice quilt, which stays folded in peace

While you you march march march to defeat-feat-feat!


Hup Two Three Four marching ants go through the door

Hup Six Seven Eight all good ants go though the gate

Private Dick! Private Parts! Show your Privates in the park!

Private Room! Private Dancer! Keep your Privates free of cancer!



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