Jumpin jackoff chimp and his pimp
went searchin for self expression
couldn’t remember where he left the crimp
jumpin like a rainbow shrimp into the session

What is the explanation
I simply can’t fathom it, its a rabid itch
Knee high to a superhuman
Ancestors were capitalists

jump off the bus and jackoff in the bush
theres always two in the bush if you’re quiet enough
chimping for chump change is easy money
money you could give to david hasselhoff

Load up, load up the master bait station
Waitin for ecstacy, pride and elation
don’t make a monkey of me mr Darwin
your monkey breath gives me an air of swell facetime

Bloody monk, bleeding monkey-ape breeder
martyred as a doomed self-abusing chimp pimp
Simpering Simian wedded in bliss
To the whole whack-monkey scene, sealed off with a kiss

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