Don’t mess with me cos i’m full of shit
my colostomy bag do’t kow the half of it
one minute pretty vacant, the next congested
its a wake up call let me go ‘fore i’m arrested

hey i’m talkin to you ho
leave the money by the do’
and make sure that hound don’t pound-scramlble it
pan fried pan handlers  cooking nuggets and cheese whizz

what a gag a lag everybody must get stodged
never mind the bollocks here is the real drudge
the dodgy drudge report said 7-11 killer would be here
at 7:13 Eastern time give or take 5 minutes for this freakin heat

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