A good itch today is hard to find
A good scratch where the sun don’t shine
Like a rhesus monkey on a 12 month high
Eating a banana split with Spanish fly

What a tale, what a tail what a tale of woe
Heel toe heel and Dosey Doe
Squeal like a monkey sting like a bee
Steal through the night like a fox on heat

Into the darkest nite since the ice age
It takes a village to build a palisade
Hammer and sickle at it hammer and tongs
Totally hammered like cheech and chong

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