Nothing better than a moo moo milk cow
To make you curtsey and Mau mau kowtow
Hot pepperoni from the broken-in hausfrau
One day she’s broken she’s a genuine hoosgau

Moo moo milk cow, do you have any cream
Did you send it all to London for the chai chai queen
She’s the biggest chump around, she’s an orb-wielding despot
She can bore you to death without any respite

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