Cackling, kow-tow-ing, fizzling to the masses

hark your haunting cry “More-Pork! More-Pork!”

Echoing about the barn like a whooping slow barn owl

Only faster and binder, More – Pork!

Made a tidy sum when they thought you were extinct

Tears flowed when you hit the drink

Punch-drunk above your weight and you’re fat as the fatted calf

Fat as a pancake – padded with sand-weights, all the measures overflow by half

Moepork! Morepork! owls could give a hoot!

Wiseguy! thats my guy – don’t you press yourself against his zoot suit!

 

 

 

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