Dunedin’s moved on like a gypsy caravan
Now Cristchurch has made it look good
You have roads and shops and the Octagon
You lucky bastards

Dunedin, taking off after crashing
Sniggering as you send off your black jerseys to your poor cousins up North

While you secretly buy up Farmers and Ballantynes stock from a rogue vendor by the name of Woodstock
When the gypsy fair came to town

“I always wanted that frock and highfalutin cummerbund , m’lady”
Now watch as I strut down George Street, lookin and feelin like the laird of the land.

Dunedin 2013 – crashed while taking coffee
With other like minded survivors
Only now
They’re a little
More dapper

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