Steve McCabe, OBE
Steve McCabe, OBE

dedicated fan or crazed loon?
dedicated fan or crazed loon?
dedicated fan or crazed loon?
dedicated loon or crazed fan?

dedicated fan or crazed loon?
dedicated loon or crazed fan?
phoney or peaceloving muso?
Catcher in the rye who’s pitchin?

I’m bitchin, damn straight
Markie C I’m goinna getcha
oh yeh praise the lord i’m gonna catch ya
damned straight underwire

pickled brlycream sweepover
laid down forty wreaths on the underpass
tossed one on the freeway
just to show my virtue

Tucson leather, too cheap for Pinky Tuscadero
Patent leather, patently unwarranted
Fiscally prudent never mind jurisprudence
Fighting with tongues while the Babel Tower crashes in ruins

Prey on the weak, only the weak pray
pray once a week then face the other way
pray while yo sweepo if you’re a chimney sweep
pray like a creep if you’re a gangly creep

I’ll put you in the stocks
if you do that again

 

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