Have a piece of toast, spread it with marmalade
Dripping with butter and a hideful of napalm, babe
Spreading the news in the city that never sleeps
Marveling cavalierly at the wild west cavalcade
Grunt it through the island on the kitchen counter
Everybody wants mashed avocados with beans
Bread in the toaster always browns from the outside
Lickin’ the spoon, baby, don’t make a scene!