I like to be a dokktah
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
I know I’m not in Guatemala
But I kinda like this doctor getup
Is it you or is it me?
I like to to be a doktah
She said “doktor!” I said ‘what’?
“Did you knock me up?”
I said “I did not!”
Who’s that doctor knocking at my door?
Who’s the cock-blocker ringin’ my bell?
Doctor, who? Doctor Blues!
The Doctor’s here, start spreadin’ the news!
You’re not in Guatemala now!
You’re in Shortland now
You were a gringo in the South but you’re back here now