Stevie McCabe's Diabolic Blog

2011 Stuff, animal, anthropomorphism, destiny, Songs, Spirituality, Time, tiptoe

Charlie’s Sheen

Who knows what Charlie’s Sheen is made of?
Angels Dust or Devils Tears?
Reptile scales, shedding twice a year
all over the couch, the shedding’s substantial

No no no, its only tiger blood my friend
in a sticky base of Adonis DNA
Smear it on the slide, stick it under the scope
burrowing, tunneling, sleazing like a pope

sticky butter glue sticks like no other glue
it’s what they use to hold atoms together
muons, gluons lets stick together, quarks
two quarks make a Mindy mind, 3 quarks a Mork

You can’t make a monk out of a silky sows ear
But if you put lipstick on it and douse it in pheremones
with a couple of top quarks looping the loop
in a bubble chamber run by the zurich gnomes

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