I can fry your fish
Like a Green Beret
Honey you don’t know how
much is a masquerade
Once bit twice shy
You know how much is made
Of all the inferences
They got it made in in the shade
You can ring my bell
Until the cows come home
Your daddy’s good-lookin
Even though he’s a gnome
You know that he is a joke
I’m telling it now
Je Suis Charlie
Je suis un milk-cow
I am a rabbit
If you doubt it check my teeth
No implants or dentures
I can’t get no relief
Not so much as a bye-your-leave
As if it would be so hard
To get a smile or a thank you man
Young, gifted and hard