Stevie McCabe's Diabolic Blog


I was listening to Julie London

rolexI was just listening to Julie London
And suddenly I see the lord
what an appalling state he was in
obviously drunk off his gourd

You threw out the baby with the bathwater
Probably just as well, it was starting to smell
Nothing finer, you know your wife has acute angina
and yet still she wants to slit her wrisrs

There wouldn’t be any blood-red drink finer
there wouldn’t be any sentient being who would disagree
if you asked me, and you can ask me twice
most people wouldn’t give me the time of day
without pinching my fake rolex, it tells the correct time each day, twice


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