Cackling, kow-tow-ing, fizzling to the masses
hark your haunting cry “More-Pork! More-Pork!”
Echoing about the barn like a whooping slow barn owl
Only faster and binder, More – Pork!
Made a tidy sum when they thought you were extinct
Tears flowed when you hit the drink
Punch-drunk above your weight and you’re fat as the fatted calf
Fat as a pancake – padded with sand-weights, all the measures overflow by half
Moepork! Morepork! owls could give a hoot!
Wiseguy! thats my guy – don’t you press yourself against his zoot suit!